From the home office in Death Valley, California, here’s tonight’s top ten list. The category tonight: top 10 reasons to love global warming. Here we go …
Number 10: Bikini season is year-round.
Number 9: No more dangerous polar bears. Or bees.
Number 8: “Casual Friday” at work is now “sweaty Friday”.
Number 7: Food shortages help solve America’s pesky obesity problem.
Number 6: No more boring winter olympics.
Number 5: Baked Alaska!
Number 4: Learn to swim without leaving the house.
Number 3: Soylent green is
Number 2: Netflix special: real-life hunger games.
And the number 1 reason to love global warming: Mar-a-Lago will be underwater.
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