It’s all a conspiracy of lies, deceit, greed for money and power, and hatred of all the USA stands for. It’s nothing but an attempt to destroy our freedom!
Because if fossil-fuel industry profits aren’t safe, then we aren’t safe.
And one of the most important conspirators is NASA. Specifically, the evildoers at GISS: the Goddard Institute for Space Studies. The folks at GISS have been fudging the numbers, and I’ve uncovered their dirty little secret. They apply “adjustments” to the raw data (which they get from a number of sources, but mainly the Global Historical Climate Network) which they’ve cleverly manipulated to make the global temperature trend — if there even is such a thing! — seem different than what the plain old data say.
Case in point: Tokyo. It’s one of the world’s great cities, and you’d think that with so many scientists and engineers in Japan that they’d be able to read a thermometer. In fact they can, and this is what the thermometer has to say about the temperature changes in Tokyo over the last 130 years:
Tokyo has warmed a lot. And you don’t even need a thermometer to know that — just ask the people who live there. Or check the dates of the flowering of the cherry blossoms.
But what has NASA GISS done with this plain, honest, simple record of data? Why, they’ve “adjusted” it of course! They’ve mangled it, manipulated it, worked their wickedness, until they made it look like this:
My God! What kind of evil heart would motivate those mad-brained miscreants so to distort the truth? How empty are such souls, as can twist innocent numbers to their perverted ends? Alas! Alack! See for yourself the “adjustments” these charlatans have applied:
Yes, the madmen have applied an artificial “trend” of 1.9 deg.C cooling, to offset most of the warming in the Tokyo record. But they won’t get away with it. We’ve got our eyes on you!
Foul deeds will rise, though all the earth o’erwhelm them, to men’s eyes.