Global Warming: Mike Pompeo offers encouraging words to morticians
Mike Pompeo, U.S. Secretary of State under Trump, has proclaimed his optimism about man-made climate change. The suggested consequences include:
The growth of wildfire in the western U.S. and flooding in the midwest and south, guarantees job growth in the construction industry as millions of Americans lose their homes.
Sea level rise will raise property values! When your house is the only one in town that’s still on dry land, it’s priceless!
Heat waves will be a boon to the health care industry as the elderly and the young spend so much time hospitalized.
Reality TV ratings will go through the roof — when “Real Hurricane victims of the South” shows “best of roofs being blown off.”
Greatest career opportunity from climate change: mortician.
These new announcements follow Pompeo’s claim on Monday that melting Arctic sea ice could actually be a good thing, as it will shorten sea voyages from Asia to the West by as much as three weeks.
That’s worth a few billion lives, don’t you think?
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